We have witnessed human earthling customs and concurrently agree that this particular one, although it does not seem logical to us, holds a certain degree of interest.
This form of communication seems to make little sense with paper articles being delivered via “snail mail” otherwise known as your United States Postal Department. We are aware that by using this service it can take almost one week to be received depending on the schedule of little blue and white trucks driving from mailbox to mailbox.
The part that sparks our curiosity is when recipients face show happiness when they receive such articles…however, we are aware that not every mail article unit brings joy when it requires monetary compensation.
Upon substantial research, our GPX Galaxy Planning Committee will be implementing snail mail Greeting Cards this month. It will be especially humorous to see unsuspecting Galaxians confused, yet joyful, about receiving a paper Greeting Card that opens and closes and opens and closes MANUALLY! MANUALLY! Ha ha ha ha aha ha hha.
We are laughing because we don’t require hands! Ha ha ah ah ha hah ha ha!
So for now SEASONS GREETINGS to a very cheerful planet! Oh, and Print Identity is the source we use, because we know it is common knowledge that they are out of this world. Plus we stay in budget. Some things never change.
Print Identity…bringing joy to the season, to the galaxy and beyond!
Now, can you please give us more insight into what you call April Fools’ Day?
