CUSTOM PRINTED FLYERS MAKE YOU AN EVIL MASTERMIND OF SELF PROMOTION

Attack the masses with your awesome new flyers! They will surely try to resist, but they will fail. Who can hide from the full color, uv coated, double-sided fury? No one, that's who!

Make sure to stock your blimp (all evil masterminds have a blimp) with about 10,000 of those newly printed darlings and fly over the city, raining down your message of savings and promotional deals upon the unsuspecting populous! They will be helpless to resist! Soon they will file into your business like zombies, chanting "Consume....consume..."!

BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!