Why did the door hanger cross the road?
It was getting tired of hanging around.
Why did the restaurant menu cross the road?
It was stapled to a pizza box.
Why did the Rolodex card cross the road?
It got of spinning its wheels and going in circles.
Why did Print Identity cross the road?
To make a free delivery! (within 10 miles of Canoga Park)
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